- frequently does Yoga stretches
- is a nudist
- spends most of the day meditating
- doesn't shave
- likes the smell of grass and dirt more than soap
- repeatedly sleeps through church on sunday morning
- doesn't wear a bra(which might go under nudist category)
- barks at our pastor
- hates baths
- keeps eating my vegan lip balms
4 comments:
HAHA!
If she's a typical dog, you could add dead animals to the list of smells she likes better than soap.
Reason No. 11, Parker (the spoiled rotten Pearl district pup) is afraid to be seen in public with her now, with her unwieldy fur and incessant refusal to walk properly on a leash. Sheesh.
Jackie and Quackbert should have their own sitcom. A straight-laced, conservative duck, and a hippie, liberal dog. They'd be the original odd couple.
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