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Today is the Mattphrodesiac's birthday. Nothing was different about this morning except for me yelling happy birthday at him while he was cooking me breakfast. Don't worry though, I'm thinking up something good. No one can pass their 26th birthday around me and not take part in some celebrating.

Jackie is going to the vet today. She gets her rabies follow up shot, so we are going to put her Hannibal mussel on and take her down there to snarl at the children. The evil thing about Jackie is that she looks cute and sweet but if you are a stranger and try to approach her, she'll be your mid-life crisis.

Now, go do the right thing.